Flatulence Filter

http://www.flatulence-filter.com

'Does your wind blow uncontrollably? How about your trumpet? Is it playing "Birth of the Uncool?"

Then the Flatulence Filter is for you. Originally known as TooT TrappeR, this helpful product can decrease the embarrassment caused by letting an excessive amount of unwanted ones fly.

Yes sir or ma'am, you'd better believe there's a product out there that can help cut back on up to 90 percent of offensive odors at home, in the office or in the car. That's right, this product is mobile. The Flatulence Filter is nothing more than an activated charcoal air filtration system built into the form of a pad or a seat cushion. Depending upon usage, the pad will last up to six months and the cushion can last up to a year. The Filter runs about $17 to $40 on average. The best part is, it fits on any seat!

This product has been tested and comes with a guarantee. The tested sounds painful.

According to a Reuters' article, "Study subjects ate 200 grams of pinto beans on the night before the study plus 15 grams of lactulose two hours before gas collections. Researchers collected flatulus via rectal tubes from 16 healthy subjects..."

The article goes on to describe more about the testing process but that is not our concern. Rectal tubes? Hello!?! We hope these test subjects were paid a good deal of cash to have tubes stuck up their butts.

So, there's a product out there that can take the bite out of your air biscuits. Now, it's just a matter of weighing out the options on the embarrassment scale: is it worse to have the smell or to have something on your seat that lets everyone know you're trying to cover up the stench, you stinky, stink person.

Just keep in mind, it will ONLY filter out the smell.

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