Ice Cream Fantastic

http://www.angrynakedpat.com/network/icf

'Within this Web site you will discover everything that is wrong with American culture, the youth of today and the negative effects of technology.

It is very, very sad seeing this waste of a childhood take place in Windows Movie format right before your eyes. Watch as young Andy sits in front of his computer and raps about Parappa the Rappa, a video game character - one of the few pop culture references he can accurately make. Then, watch him sit in front of his computer and profanely sing about intercourse between friends.

The child is pale, obese and sickly-looking. It is sad. Of course, we are not mocking obesity, but rather the fact that his surroundings and what seems like a lack of ability to make it through the front door has contributed to it.

What is this kid doing in his bedroom with every piece of computer, recording and gaming equipment that a techie geek can dream of? Someone needs to intervene and lock him out of his house - or shut the electricity off.

For those of you who may think this chubby, pasty face looks familiar, Andy Milonakis first gained popularity with the assistance of sites like Ifilm.com. His "hit" "The Superbowl Is Gay" features an unkempt Andy, who strums a partially detuned guitar and chants that everything from the Super Bowl to water to the sky is "gay."

It's a train wreck.

At the end of this so-called song, Milonakis makes the claim that he is not gay. Well, buddy, in a world where everyone and everything else is gay, you are going to have a very, very lonely life.

In all honesty, this site is depressing. A lot of time and effort has obviously gone into it - but to what end? What future is this poor child going to have?

A lot of people are promoting this site, and Milonakis has even had a few television guest spots. With each endorsement, the behavior is reinforced and this child will continue to deteriorate.

Somebody take this kid hiking, or at least make him walk to McDonald's.