KISS(r) Kasket

http://www.kissonline.com/kasket

'The men behind the long tongues and makeup just won't give it up, will they?

Yeah, yeah, we get it. You want to rock and roll all night and so on. We all do. It's not what they want to do that's an issue, though. It's how they're going about it. First of all, registering your band name as a trademark is taking it one step beyond the line. Creating a casket for your fans is just going way too far.

Hello, people? There is a KISS(r) Kasket. No, you're not reading that wrong. It's the God's honest truth and possibly one of the most disturbing things I've heard this year, next to every word that has come out of Michael Savage's mouth that is.

Take a look at this excerpt from the "Kasket's" description:

"In addition, 'KISS(r) Kasket' can also be used as a Giant KISS(r) Cooler, enabling fans and their friends to enjoy ice-cold sodas and beer served directly from the ice-filled, completely waterproof 'KISS(r) Kasket.' The 'KISS(r) Kasket.' is autographed and signed."

In addition? IN ADDITION? Are people really partying out of a fucking Kasket? I sincerely hope that KISS fans aren't taking the phrase "in addition" literally. A corpse and a case of beer should not be mixed in the same casket. Thank God it's waterproof, though. Geez, heaven forbid you have a leaky casket six feet underground.

What is the difference between "autographed" and "signed?" Whatever, at least those signatures should really up the value of your dead stoner cousin's corpse.

I would love to meet the person, and there most likely is one, that bought this horrible reflection on humanity. For every one step forward that civilization makes, KISS is there to take it two steps back.

They serve a purpose, though. Without people like them, we'd have nothing to write about.