Safe for Work Porn

http://www.area29.com/sfw-porn

'This is a novel concept that, since we have such short attention spans here, turns to BORING way too quickly. Then again, we shouldn't make judgment calls. That's not our place.

Ahem. Yeah.

So this is porn that is safe for work, as the name suggests. We'll be quick in our description of it because it'll waste less time and we can all get on (off?) to the real porn.

If you haven't figured it out already, the SFWP site is packed with photos that emulate the contents of a pornographic web page in a PG-13 fashion.

In other words, it's a bunch of people pretending to hump with their clothes on. Get it yet?

It's funny at first; "at first" being the operative words.

Actually, the photos are done in an artful manner, quite unlike real porn pictures... as we are told. It's difficult to say whether these pictures should be jeered at or framed and hung on a wall. Probably not the latter; that'd be a little odd, unless you are into that sort of thing. In which case, we say go for it.

Oh, one thing that should probably be mentioned is that a few links to real porn sites exist on this site. We're not condoning them and aren't saying you should click on them (wink, wink). So, don't jump down our throats if a big pair of boobies or worse pops up on your screen. If you want to thank us for that though, consider yourself welcome.

In summary, take about 15 seconds out of your day to check out Safe for Work Porn and get a quick chuckle. Spending any more time than that on the site, just like making your way to the end of this article, is laborious and not worth the effort.