We Love Arnold

http://www.welovearnold.com

'Yes, they make fun of the time-travel issue. Yes, they make fun of the orgy and the "inhaling and exhaling everything." They also make a joke out of "Total Recall." It's a website about Arnold Schwarzenwhatever. The jokes, like him, are simple.

You know what the sad thing is? From coast to coast, I would be willing to bet that more people are familiar with California's gubernatorial candidates then they are of the potential candidates for the 2004 presidential election. It is unfortunate, and most likely true.

We Love Arnold is a satirical look at one actor's campaign for governor. It's a harrowing tale that includes an in-depth view of Arnold's words and how they can be humorously used against him. The site also includes a variety of statistics, most notable being Arnold vs. Reagan.

This tale of the tape points out the similarities and differences between these actors-turned-politicians. Some interesting facts include: "Most Famous Movie Role: Reagan: Starring next to a chimp. Arnold: Starring next to a robot" and "POLITICAL EXPERIENCE PRIOR TO RUNNING FOR GOVERNOR: REAGAN: President, Screen Actors Guild; Friendly witness, House of Representatives Committee on Un-American Activities; After-dinner speaker, General Electric Company. ARNOLD: Participant, Kennedy family barbecues; Organizer, successful campaign for California after-school programs."

The statistics speak for themselves. Arnold is well over-qualified for the position of running a state most noted for Hollywood and its expose-style documentaries shown on E!. The race should be tight, considering he has a lot of competition from a whore, a smut-peddler, and a never-turned-adult child-actor whose only hit co-starred a coke addict and a thief.

On second thought, the sad thing is that no jokes are necessary. The truth is funny enough as it is.